I get asked a lot:
"Kyle, why do you advocate the torture of scientists?"
And I reply:
"Because it works."
It's been proven that, provided with adequate time, a skilled torturer can make any scientists recant their superstitions about "science" and accept Jesus as a personal savior.
"But, Kyle, that's not what Jesus taught. We're supposed to love our neighbors as ourselves."
Exactly. If I were a doomed sinner, repeating my lies of science to innocent school-children, without knowing better, I would definitely want someone to intercede and get me to convert to Christianity to save my soul. No amount of torture on this world can outweigh the torture I would receive in Hell. So, it would be worth it. It's done out of love.
"But what if the person is strong-willed and doesn't convert?"
At least God will see how hard we tried.
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