The Idiocy of Gravity

Let's say you believed in worldly magic. Well, if you believe in gravity, you do!

Gravity is a "theory" that basically says that large things attract smaller things. It is supposedly the explanation of up and down, because the earth is bigger than us and we are attracted to it. For some reason, I'm not surprised that these environmentalist scientists want to be attracted to the earth, they sure do seem to love it a lot (why don't they marry it?).

This theory is bogus and has never been proven. I've never "seen" gravity. What I know is what I see. Up is up because God made it up. Down is down because God made it down. It is silly to insist that big things attract smaller things... if that were the case, I'd still be stuck to my fat older brother!

But people have bought this one hook, line and sinker. Never mind the fact that Isaac Newton thought he could perform alchemy, or that he had a serious head injury at the time of his "inspiration," just the idea of gravity itself is something to be scared of.

There is no good reason to believe that some force bigger than we are has some sort of responsibility for where we are, or what happens to us. It's STUPID!