People, Let Me Tell Ya Bout My Best Friend

I need to tell you about a fantasy I've always had: the ability to lounge back in my recliner in a pair of overly snug tighty-whiteys and keep other people from accessing information I didn't like. Until now, that's just been a dream. But someone has finally made it a reality.

Oh, Abunga, how I love thee! Let me count the ways!

1. blocked The Golden Compass
2. blocked anything by Richard Dawkins
3. blocked Fahrenheit 451
   

That's at least three ways I love you already. What a sweet concept: I don't like a book, so I ban it and you can't buy it either. Admittedly, there is a flaw in the system — it takes many people banning a book to get it completely removed. So, my loyal legion, sign up and start banning all that science nonsense forthwith!