3.03.2008

I Wish They'd Just Study Meteors

Those damn meteorologists are at it again. Poisoning the brains of our young with rotten lies.

7-year-old Cameron McLellan wants to be — get this — a meteorologist when he grows up. Wonder who got him hooked? Oh, it was The Weather Channel. Surprise, surprise.
Q: Why are you so fascinated with the weather?
A: It's all the nature in it, and all the things weather can do. Like lightning can strike twice.
The nature in it? If that's what's so fascinating, why isn't he turning to the Lord? That's what's interesting to me. I wonder if little Cameron knows much about "ensemble forecasting," the way the meteorologists acknowledge their mistakes in advance by using multiple composites with many variables to calculate their predictions. It's nothing more than shameless bet-hedging that will allow them to be "wrong" without being "in the wrong." Those variables — those are my Lord's way of letting you know who is in charge.

I think it's time we make a stand and keep these vile people from poisoning our youth and spitting on our religion. I've been calling for a boycott for years, but I think it's really time we got it going.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gee, poisoning the minds of children. I can't think of any other group that does that. Idiot.

Sebastian said...

I certainly can think of a few.

Try: astronomers, biologists, chemists, ecologists, psychologists, psychiatrists, geologists, mathematicians, physicists, etc.

I assure you there will be a legion of such fools burning in Hell.