The Weeping Deity

Bad news, my Christian brothers. Since Antichristobama has been elected President of the United States, that must mean that the tribulation ...

I can't believe this! Jesus is coming back in only a matter of days, and I get the disappointment of a lifetime: my interview for the fi...

It's gonna be so sweet. I can't decide if I want to laugh at those left behind as I'm being raptured or bask in the glory of Jes...

As a believer in the pre-Tribulation return of Christ to rapture me and all other (real) Christians, Jesus isn't the only thing I see m...

Our Lord certainly must be planning his eminent return. How else could you explain this Apocalyptic spectacle?

I took some time to go into the mountains and get closer to God. Then he started showing me an awesome vision. The End Times. The beginning ...

I need to tell you about a fantasy I've always had: the ability to lounge back in my recliner in a pair of overly snug tighty-whiteys an...

Those damn meteorologists are at it again. Poisoning the brains of our young with rotten lies. 7-year-old Cameron McLellan wants to be — ge...

Yes. You. Don't even think about it. Example: Kyle, you lowlife piece of shit. Torturing scientists is the stupidest fucking thing I...

One of the bits of scientific research that I've had to slowly accept over the years is the theory of evolution. There was simply too mu...